1. The Lurker- Never post anything or comments on your post,but reads everything..
2. The Hyena- Doesn't ever really say anything. just LOLs and everything.
3. Mr/Ms Popular- Has 4367 friends for NO reason.
4. The Gamer- Plays Words With Friends,Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff ALL DAY.
5. The Prophet- Every post makes a reference to God.
6. The Thief- Steals status updates..and will probably steals this one.
7. The Cynic- Hates their life and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
8. The Collector- Never posts anything either, but join every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9. The Promoter- Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10. The Liker- Never actually says anything but always click the 'like' button.
11. The Hater- Every post revolves around someone hating them.
12. The Anti-Proofreader- This person would benefit greatly from Spell Check and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast or really can't spell.
13. Drama Queen/King- This person always post stuff like "I can't believe this!" OR "They gonna make snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong..but they never finish telling the story.
14.Womp Womp- This person consistently trying to be funny..but, never is.
15. The News- Always updates you on what they are doing who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.
16. The Rooster- Feels that is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" everyday.