Thursday, June 18, 2009

I crack myself up.

I've noticed lately that things I should just ignore has been annoying the heck out of me lately.

For instance, I was at the library printing off some documents and before I could get to the printer, this woman is standing there reading my stuff.  Now, please tell me how did she get to the printer that fast? I pressed print, walked to the printer and there she was!

I'm annoyed and in my nice nasty voice, I said, "EXCUSE ME, those are my documents" She then quickly apologizes and says some crap like she's looking for her printouts. YEAH RIGHT LADY! Get your grimey paws off my stuff.

Ok, are you ready for the part that made me want to beat the hell out of her? She licks her finger to peel off and pass my documents to me. WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! I HATE certain PEOPLE.

I saw red, like I wanted to punch her in the side of the forehead or something. Jail time frightens me and this is why I just Ally McBeal half the stuff that happens in my life. People just aren't worth the effort it would take to bring them down a notch or two.

Why the violence you might ask, well, I can't really pinpoint when this began but, for the past few months, there have been instances where people have said and did stuff that really pissed me off and all I did was 'blow it off' or blog about them on my private blog.

HaHa!!!!

I crack myself up.

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Kristin said...

Blame it all on the hormones chica!

shai said...

Age and hormones. As I get older, some things I let pass because folks are crazy. Other times folks just aren't right and need to be cut. I have not cut up but I do an Ally Mcbeal sometimes.

By the way, my supervisor does that and it is yucky to me. Get a rubber finger. She does is ALOT. I have had a whole file she had to look over and she licked her finger more than once flipping pages.

Woo-sah to you cause I feel ya. SMH.

Sheliza said...

You got an Ally Mcbeal side too?? lol!!

gomillion and one... said...

I agree that it's age and hormones. Plus lack of sleep makes us a little more edgy. My mother is the same way and it got worse with age. Its a good thing that you have somewhere to vent and release all your emotions. :)

buttafly said...

LICKED her finger??? Ewe.

Believer said...

Oh, no you didn't write this, because I was doing an Ally McBeal while driving today. I think it was my first ever! I realized I'm still angry about a past situation and not quite over it yet. :(

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