Subject: Relationships
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for
drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted
towards how best to spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men
by engaging in some S&M role playing.
The following week they met up again to compare notes.
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said,
'Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my
boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all
the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had
on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.
He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his
desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty
much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he
found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice,
black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
not only made love all night, he wants to move up our
wedding date!
The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a
lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay
over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and
then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and
six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask,
ready for action.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and
the remote, sat down and yelled,
' Hey, Batman, what's for dinner ?
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BWAHAHAHA!
The only difference is, I would be the one wanting to turn on the TV and ask for a diet coke. Or I would just sleep!
LMAO!!! Oh no! Are us married folks that bad off??
Ok, I just spit out my Diet Coke and peed my pants! Too funny!
Hysterical!
Yup, that sounds about right. LMAO!!!
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